• Beethoven: ARE YOU READY TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES?!
  • Audience: *cheers*
  • Beethoven: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!

Loving the championship song by Imagine Dragons

foxnewsofficial:

there was a lizard in the shower so i said hello to it and the person showering next to me was like “hi??” i wasn’t sure whether to carry on the conversation or be like sorry i was talking to a lizard 

proctalgia:

im really clueless so please spell out very obviously exactly how you feel in full detail or i will constantly be worrying about how much you hate me

puppyluver43:

I don’t like morning people or mornings or people

theludicrousrival:

plunders:

raise your hand if you’re a lil bit of an asshole


 ’You can’t save everyone, my friend… though you try.’

 ’You can’t save everyone, my friend… though you try.’

delamind:

raikyn:

tate892:

bowlsoverbombs:

manzin:

A whole fucking bunch of this.

WORD

Re-fucking-blog!

Reblog this mothertrucker!

I’m saying

my-flourish-and-blotts:

A Kingdom of procrastination and it looks like I’m the Queen.

Sokai Week ~
Monday: Favourite quote(s)
'We're back!’ 'You're home.’

feministbatwoman:

gishkishenh:

hojasenblanco:

Dangerous wolf

Big Bad Wolf, indeed.

"WHOSAN APEX PREDATOR? IS IT YOU? IS IT YOU? IT IS YOU!"

feministbatwoman:

gishkishenh:

hojasenblanco:

Dangerous wolf

Big Bad Wolf, indeed.

"WHOSAN APEX PREDATOR? IS IT YOU? IS IT YOU? IT IS YOU!"

rxchdad:

occupation: struggling tumblr comedian

opraah:

i really only look good in one lighting, complete darkness